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Quotes by Lemony Snicket

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Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want.
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It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.
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The world is very quiet without you around.
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I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
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You can see that it is better not to make too many assumptions, particularly in the morning.
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Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble.
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But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make -- bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake -- if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble.
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After you leave home, you may find yourself feeling homesick, even if you have a new home that has nicer wallpaper and a more efficient dishwasher than the home in which you grew up.
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There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself
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